Before the story begins, I would like to thank an anonymous contributor for the picture.
Heart-Finder
Rod was one of the newest beach-goers in town. Everyday for the last couple weeks, without flaw, he would spend at least 8 hours doing a workout on the sandy shores. His smooth, muscled body gently toned in the California sun.
One way he was able to stay in such great shape was the fact he had a membership at an exclusive gym. He was given a personal trainer, could eat at the small deli or smoothie bar. The best part, he could charge everything to his membership. He didn't have to pay until the end of the year.
Rod took full advantage of this. He went to his personal trainer daily, ate three meals at the smoothie bar and had purchased so many new vitamins that he no owed over $100,000 to the gym.
Rod thought they would never find him once he disappeared. But, after a couple weeks hiding out at the beach, they came to collect.
Rod was all smug. He had no intention of paying off this debt. He had already gotten an awesome physique. He didn't need his gym membership anymore. So what if they kicked him out.
Besides, he was enjoying life at the beach. He could bask in the sun all day, bum food off people picnicking (who could say no to that sexy hunk. Plus, he could have any girl (or guy) he wanted. This gave him a "warm" bed to lie in every night.
So, when his trainer and the gym owner came to collect, he didn't give a damn. At first they were pleasant, even offering a reduced membership fee if he paid off his debt and renewed.
Nope, Rod was as cool and smug as can be. He didn't need these guys or their gym. He had conned them good and there was nothing they could do about it.
The men's patience began wearing thin at this arrogant ass. The final straw was when he told them. "Look at this body, smooth toned skin, chiseled abs. Sure, you guys gave it to me, but now, I have it and there is no way you can take it back.
A couple shots from his trainer's gun proved the ultimate repo. His debt was now clean.
One way he was able to stay in such great shape was the fact he had a membership at an exclusive gym. He was given a personal trainer, could eat at the small deli or smoothie bar. The best part, he could charge everything to his membership. He didn't have to pay until the end of the year.
Rod took full advantage of this. He went to his personal trainer daily, ate three meals at the smoothie bar and had purchased so many new vitamins that he no owed over $100,000 to the gym.
Rod thought they would never find him once he disappeared. But, after a couple weeks hiding out at the beach, they came to collect.
Rod was all smug. He had no intention of paying off this debt. He had already gotten an awesome physique. He didn't need his gym membership anymore. So what if they kicked him out.
Besides, he was enjoying life at the beach. He could bask in the sun all day, bum food off people picnicking (who could say no to that sexy hunk. Plus, he could have any girl (or guy) he wanted. This gave him a "warm" bed to lie in every night.
So, when his trainer and the gym owner came to collect, he didn't give a damn. At first they were pleasant, even offering a reduced membership fee if he paid off his debt and renewed.
Nope, Rod was as cool and smug as can be. He didn't need these guys or their gym. He had conned them good and there was nothing they could do about it.
The men's patience began wearing thin at this arrogant ass. The final straw was when he told them. "Look at this body, smooth toned skin, chiseled abs. Sure, you guys gave it to me, but now, I have it and there is no way you can take it back.
A couple shots from his trainer's gun proved the ultimate repo. His debt was now clean.
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