Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Vacation in Ireland (story/pic)

     Two spring breakers just happened to be vacationing in Ireland when the US beat the Irish in the world cup.  The fools thought it would be cool to celebrate in the crowded pub where they had been watching the match, while wearing their star-spangled outfits.

     The locals didn't take their boastful celebration too fondly.  The bar tender grabbed a decorative spear from the wall and rammed the two men through, piercing them like a kabob.  


     They screamed out in pain and agony.  They sank to the floor, writhing in pain, wallowing in their mingling blood.  The pub guests cheered out and celebrated.  Looks like they won afterall....

And they all lived happily ever after...........
Well, almost all. 

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